blog moving soon.

hey guys,

I have decided to remove my posts and start blogging somewhere else. i will keep you all updated on this.

sorry I have been silent but there will be more for you to read. i will make sure i email each of you on where my new blog is and i promise you it will be more interesting.

There are many things currently under investigation at the moment.

No need to be alarmed my darlings... I am just moving and you will get all the details. In the meantime .. stay safe!

Its all in a KISS!!!

Hey Lovelies,

I find myself frowning at couples that snog in public.. Yes I know….. I am a jealous cow.. what else is new?.. If I smiled at them I wouldn’t have anything to be angry about would I? Sometimes I think this people can tell there are single people around because I happen to be around people who just “SUCK FACE” all the darn time. Sometimes I just want to go pull them apart and tell them to stop making my life hell!!!…. Imagine what they do indoors…. Untamed people  ewwwww!!!

It doesn’t even stop with younger people. Older people are sucking face too.. What is happening in the world?! Why are people so in  love?!!  There are so many problems in the world today… like having my heart broken by Mr Ginger.. who left me to marry a troll… **breaks down crying again in an annoying way**

I like calling Kissing “Sucking face” it sounds disgusting and nice at the same time. Let me tell you, When it comes to kissing, believe me, there are categories... From the guys who practically pour enough saliva to power a generator (some even pour some in your nose YUCK!!), to the ones who bite  you! The vampire kisser I like to call them. Those ones need a total orientation when it comes to kissing.

Their poor victims I pity!!! What makes me laugh the  most is the “What do you think about my kiss?” Question.. Are you not tempted to blurt out to the Saliva Generator.. “Dude you need to stop pouring out all that slime” and then vomit right after... Classic (Nods head!!)

.. As for the ones that “Teeth Kiss”.on.. from experience, you can change a man who pours all the saliva but you can never change a Teeth kisser.. Those ones are the WORST!.. I take that back, you can't change any of those people... They have issues...

There is another kind of kisser I call the Tongue flicker… Those ones are soo bad at kissing… They couldn’t kiss to save their lives.. all they do is flick their tongues.. what is that about…??? Seriously is this tongue supposed to charge some internal battery??? ewww...

Let me now forget the other kind of kissers… the Mouth closers.. those ones are just useless! Why kiss with your mouth slightly open? That is crazy… and Yes we have the “Diggers” They Dig your mouth with their tongues… I always think to myself.. “Dude?! Do you want to choke me with your tongue?!! Are you for real?

Ugghhh!!! Now I  understand  the term “Kissing Frogs!” Ladies if  you come across any of this.. RUN!! If you are married to one.. hmmmm .. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA… you are soo STUCK!

If you are lucky you get the really good kissers… the ones that you can kiss forever…

But seriously.. some men can't kiss for anything…

I propose they wire their mouths shut! what do you think?


Will write more on kisses at another time... I am a bit too busy living my life? haha

P.S..

I know some people would read this and take this soo seriously and go on  to attack me personally... bring it on bitches!! xoxo

just a little something ....

Yes I know… its been ages…

Mr Ginger got married….*screams in pain***

Not to me.. but some Ugly girl.. ( I am just guessing here)

My Crush life so over…I don’t even have the hots for Mr Fit anymore… He spoke to me last week, I felt a weird movement in my body… I thought it was my head again but it was just gas! Yeah that’s me confusing constipation with heart flutters!

**Sad Violin Music** its over but, I live to Crush again about something or someone. 

Well Mr Ginger got back to work today and he looked very ugly and unhappy ( please someone tell me to stop consoling myself this is disgraceful!!).

I am so over him now…  My mate at work tried to get me to crush over some guy who looked like  PACMAN…you should see the look I gave her… SMH.

Having crushes is a skill…. You just know… once that person passes, your heart flutters and when you find your self talking to the person and you can't even make sense of what you are saying…you are completely on Crush Zone!

Enough of that… So did you guys read about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes… not good! A divorce? What is it with marriages anyway? One minute you are in love, another minute, you just want to be out of the whole arrangement.. its sad divorces happen but unfortunately they just do. Everybody wants a relationship but sometimes its so hard to maintain them.

I really liked them as a couple and  guess the tabloids are having a field day getting and coming up with stories. Its just a mess when you are a public couple getting divorced.

Talking about relationships, at the weekend I had to take back all the things I felt about men. In my eyes, men were the enemy, I felt men did everything wrong while women where left to suffer. That was what I thought until I met a few people and put their stories together.

There was this guy who was a worker at one of this popular Nigerian Churches who has had the taste of really horrible women. He has been “engaged” three times and been burnt. One of the girls, after taking all she could went on to dump him for some other guy in Church… nice one.. that’s what I call the Christian Brother Sister swap lol. How convenient. Though his experiences didn’t end there, he went on to meet two other equally horrible women. The last one actually started dating a guy who came for their engagement party. Oh Lord!! That is sooo not good.

The other men I met told me stories that shocked me… well, I guess it goes both ways. Sometimes I wonder why some people cannot find it in them to be honest. What's wrong with coming clean with someone if you don’t love them? I have been told so many times that some relationships just stay on out of pity. I have been “pitied” before and NO it was not funny when I heard. I remember asking an ex.. “why did we stay together for two years, with you having the knowledge it was going nowhere while I stayed with you hoping we would have a future together?”. His response??... “I am sorry!!” sorry will never give me back the years I lost …sorry will never take back all those times I was loyal to you…

It worries me when I meet people who say things like “Oh, I don’t really love my spouse but he/she is a good parent and we get along”… do you think the person deserves that? Many times we have to conform to culture because it requires us to stay put. I don’t know how many times I have to tell people that change is part of culture… you can't live life restricted and being resentful because you are forced to conform to some way of life. You have to try to break out and be you… There is nothing wrong with walking away.. yes its hard and people get hurt but don’t you think its worse if you are hurt inside and you stay there miserable? Your release should not be cheating and hiding.. it just eats you up.

From my understanding, people come together because they care about each other.. like everybody else, its sad to see a relationship breakup but sometimes it has to happen.

I am always the first person to diss my exes. Well many people do… I don’t proudly come out and say I broke off all my relationships. As a matter of fact , I have been left more than I have left .. if that makes any sense. I was asked once if there was an ex I wished I married and I replied NEVER.. Not because I hate them, I just don’t feel they were good for me, or me good for them.

Most of should I say all my exes are married and many people who knew me with some of them ask me.. “Do you feel different?”.. HELL YEAH!!.. who wouldn’t… but do I wish it was me? NOPE! … sometimes I do the usual ex bashing.. which by the way is good fun… I once told a friend… Oh lord.. look at the girl xxx married, I am sure they will have hideous gorillas together..lol.. that being said… I always wish them whatever they wished themselves.. some I still need to give a good slap in the face .. some I just want to scream!! Wohoooo! Your wife is ugly… hahahaha!... thats me being a cow.

In the end we all, just grow up and grow out of things. The day I find out the secret to a good relationship, I will be the first to tell.. but for now… I don’t even know.

Also.. I had a nice time away.. I went to see a friend in Texas… I had the time of my life… in all my travels (very few travels by the way). I have never had so much fun. It was super hot but I met the most amazing people.. some were a bit shocked with my big mouth but they got used to me and we got on well… That’s the thing with me.. once you know me… You’ll just love me and hate me soo much you get addicted hehehe…

I hope you guys missed me… I know I am so useless at updating this blog but I promise I will write more and more and more…

I am currently reading a book called “Failing Forward” by John C Maxwell.. you should read it… I am my worst enemy and critic and my friend Sarah gave me this book years ago.. I never bothered to read it and I must say picking it up was the best thing I have done this year.

I will tell you all about Texas soon….

P.S

One last thing…. I HATE YOU MR GINGER! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!!!...

Its been so quiet

Hey Guys,

I am so sorry, May has not been the best month for me. I am glad its ending... well its been a rough four weeks and I have spent most of it, Tired, fed up and upset... but as always I just have to get over it.

I sure have spent the last few days having heart to heart talks with many people in my life. And spent far too much time reflecting on my mortality to care about what is happening around me.

One thing that happened is my contact with Mr Ginger, i am sure you know he broke my heart! i saw him today at the mini staff kitchen in the office and he had the guts to tell me that he was going ahead with his wedding and was excited! He didn't even care about my unspoken feelings.... MEN!! ...I am officially going lesbo....

Oh another that has been annoying me is the fact that my darling Princess Kim Kadarshian is dating KANYE WEST! that has to be a mismatch made on earth... i cant even look at them... I just cant look at them... I love Kris Humphries!

Now compare...This,,



To..



THAT...

I rest my case...

I hope you all have been fine.. will write more....

Munich nymphomaniac claims a second victim after 36-hour sex ordeal

Not real picture but that will do lol

Culled from the Dailymail.. (With my cheeky comments as always)

German nymphomaniac who was arrested after forcing a man to make love to her eight times has struck again.

Her latest victim, an African, was found weeping in the street outside her apartment by police after a 36-hour ordeal. (African man?  Crying? Ahhh… Bwuahahahahahhaa!!... **Rolls on the floor crying*** OMG! I thougth African brothas loved their sex… hehehe.. what a WIMP!

He fought back his tears to tell them what had happened.

'I met her on a bus,' said the man. 'She invited me back here. Oh God, it was hell. I can't walk. Please help me.' (LMAOOOOO..Somebody please … I can’t help laughing… I am crying my eyes out.. this story is killing me!!!)

Munich police confirmed his ordeal in a press statement.

The woman, believed to be 47, has now been taken into a hospital for psychiatric observation ( I hope the Psychiatrist is not male or else she going to get on him.. )

The man only escaped from her apartment when she fell asleep. Her first victim Dieter Schulz, 43, met her in a bar in the centre of his home city.She took him back to her apartment and they had sex several times.But when the woman demanded more, the exhausted man said no.

A police spokesman said: 'He complied with the woman's wishes another few times so he could finally leave the apartment.'But when she continued to refuse and demanded even more sex from him, he fled to the balcony.'

Mr Schulz phoned police and pleaded for assistance.(ROFLMAOOOOOOO)

'You have got to help me,' he told them. 'She is trying to kill me with sex. I cannot get out - and I cannot go on!'

When police arrived to question the woman and free Schulz she invited two officers to join her in bed for a 'quickie.'

They declined. (Party Poppers…They could have had off duty time hehehehe…)

Can I say girl power without sounding  like an idiot … **runs and hides**


here is a song for the crazy woman LOL

Loving my "wrong" the "right" way

Its Wednesday 3:00pm and I am meeting with my Therapist.. I see her twice a week. .. I call her Dr CC … We talk about a lot of things and then discuss relationships…

she asks me, “so how is that going? Are meeting people or considering dating?”

 I say … "Its not something I am looking at now, I am trying to concentrate on the important things in life..

 Dr CC: "Good, its important that you sort out the relationship with yourself before having anyone in your life. considering what you have been through and the vibe I get from you, you are not ready at all.. just keep on focusing on yourself because you have a lot of work to do.

Me: "I totally agree" Sometimes I wish I had focused on myself a lot more…


Dr CC: "good to hear that"


Many times I am told that its not about love but finding someone you can have kids with and settling down. For someone whose biological clock is practically “going crazy” I still don’t know what that means. I have always wanted a life with love and everything that comes with it. I don’t know what it is that has made me crave it so much. I am not saying I haven’t felt love, I just find that it doesn’t last.. maybe I should speak for myself. For me I have loved and infact been accused of loving too much… There was this guy I dated in university ( I am sure some of you are counting how many I have dated.. don’t waste your time.. I can’t even keep up).lol

 Anyway. I really did love him, as always there were the usual fights and everything that comes with being with someone. One time he told his cousins that he didn’t love me as much and that I “Loved him too much”.. Ouch!! Yes that was an Ouch moment… … I remember his cousin telling me to let him go… I never did at the time.. but when I did.. it was sad but worth it.

 I told myself that I was with the wrong person. I guess I kept telling myself that over the years each time I went through a failed relationship.. I never once asked myself if I was the “Wrong person”. It did take a lot of thinking for me to get to that point where I accepted that I was the wrong person.

 Over the years I have actually reflected on everything in my life and have accepted that I was never prepared to be with anyone. I didn’t love myself enough to be with anyone. I am 12 years too late in realising this..many people go about life without realising that they have spent so much time loving people without loving themselves. Some people try to convince themselves that they love themselves… Loving yourself.. I have found is one of the most difficult things ever. I have been through times with little or no confidence in myself and/or a feeling of complete inadequacy.


 With those feelings I went into relationships, got burned and came back going on the blame circle. Truth is, if I had put myself first and loved myself, I would never have met this people or even stayed with them. I was the “Wrong person” at the time. I can’t take it back but I have learnt something from it. When I see women or men put themselves through horrible relationships and can’t leave or let go, I see the old me… someone who did not love herself enough to differentiate between a healthy and an unhealthy relationship.

 I never took the old advice about loving yourself seriously, I gave all I could emotionally, I gave money and spent money to gain someone else's approval. I felt that their love was enough for me… I felt that with their love… I was complete. And my love for “me” was not important. …. BIG MISTAKE!. A friend once told me.. if you have no confidence a man can “SMELL” it on you… it is very easy to STINK of “Low self confidence”. I could easily have been the face of low self esteem… many people took advantage of that.. not like I blame them.. I just love to see the look on their faces when they see me now… I am still the same person but I just stopped using that bloody “LOW SELF ESTEEM” fragrance.

 These days when my friends come to me to talk about their relationships, I just listen and depending on the person, I just tell them straight up.. “You have to be confident in yourself, you have to love yourself to the point that you cant imagine the world without you”.. its not about needing another persons love to be complete… you should not put yourself through so much torment trying to get love! Love is free… there are people out there that give it sincerely.

 In the cases of people who are being abused and cheated on, I feel really bad for them. I wish they could leave but its easier said. once someone feels emotionally stuck somewhere, its hard to tell them to leave. I have been there….

 I am thankful that it took me years of being single to realise that as much as I would want to be loved by someone, …..for it to be healthy, I would need to love myself and be prepared to face challenges that might come. I am not saying that it will be a smooth ride but a clear mind will help make decisions on what you can stand and what you will not stand for. We are humans and we will struggle with ourselves once in a while.. but its important to pick yourself up.

I have learnt that… I still have my struggles… but when it comes to relationships, I don’t crave them as much, I still have a lot of healing to do… I want to be loved by someone who loves himself.. because it matters a lot… a man or woman who doesn’t love him/herself will never treat you right. It should be both ways…

 The road to loving who I am is exciting… I feel like a little girl all over again… now tell me... how much do you love yourself? is it enough to break free from something that causes you pain?

Here is my song for the day.... It helps me think.. its classical but if you re in thinking zone, you will like it..

here is hope by Yiruma..

Took this a few days ago on my way to a wedding.... still trying to practice the art of making up....

Life...

I have decided that I want to go somewhere. I just want to pack my bags and travel. I need to go see another place. Have fun and forget everything. What's the point sitting around and letting life pass by?

Read a blog update of one of the blogs I subscribe to. It's by a very strong beautiful young lady in London fighting Cancer and her name is Ellie Jeffery. She is a fighter and a very strong person. She gets married in a few weeks and in her blog she talks about a lot of things from her treatment to life itself. Her words really touched me. Here are some excerpts.

"Sometimes it doesn't feel real; how could all of this have happened to me? How did I come to be in such an unlucky situation? I don't feel bitterness towards others, for what they have, but I can't help but look around in restaurants and on the Tube and see healthy people with their whole lives ahead of them. I can honestly say I wouldn't want anyone else's life but I do envy their health. "

She adds;

I've never suffered trauma like this in my life. I've been lucky; a stable upbringing, no deaths of people who were very close to me, no tragedies. I think this is why going through cancer has altered the way I look at the world so dramatically. My friend Matt said that of all the people he knows I was the one who least needed life lessons but that's not how it works. Cancer is arbitrary - there's no reason behind it, I was just unlucky.

It made me really sad today reading that... Here I am moaning about the little things in life while another person is fighting to live. Something inside me knows she will be fine. I pray for her without knowing her and I follow her blog all the time. I read some of her entries I can't stop crying at the thought of what she is going through on the inside.

I just say... "Dear God, Please take care of Ellie, make her better. I don't know her but she deserves a chance to live a full life. I understand what she is going through... I do... .
When I think about what a lot of people go through, I feel so disappointed in myself for being so selfish and complaining about little things in life.

To you who reads this today, make a note to stop complaining and focus on enjoying your life. If you can’t afford to travel, enjoy where you are. Love without worry and if you can love... just live!

I will leave you with one last quote from Ellie...

I never contemplated death before my cancer diagnosis. I don't think anyone truly expects to die. It's a universal truth that we'll all pop our clogs but it's in the future so there's no need to think about it and we're all so busy living our lives there's no time for it anyway.

Hey Ellie.. Stay Strong... I am praying for you.... Love & Light!.

Please say a prayer for Ellie or anyone going through a difficult time.

xoxo

Follow Ellie Jefferry ..

http://writtenoff.net/author/elliejeffery/